joshbosh
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Brutal hails \m/
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Post by joshbosh on Apr 6, 2006 1:38:55 GMT -5
tell your funny as jokes here...
Three old guitar players (each with hearing loss after years of listening to screaming amplifiers) were standing in the park listening to a free concert.
One said, "It's windy, isn't it?"
The second said, "No, it's Thursday."
The third chimed in, "Me to! Let's go get a beer!"
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Ret-
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Radtastic.
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Post by Ret- on Apr 6, 2006 5:41:06 GMT -5
Haha thats fucking brilliant.
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Post by killerofkillers on Apr 13, 2006 2:24:17 GMT -5
if a a bra, a condom and a tampon were wlaking down the street, which one would stop and talk to you?  ? the bra coz the other 2 are stuckup cunts!!! hahaha oh dear |
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joshbosh
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Brutal hails \m/
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Post by joshbosh on Jun 15, 2006 20:16:52 GMT -5
Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe.
I want to get weighed," she said. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.
Next, the couple went on the Ferris Wheel. When the ride was over, Joe again asked Kim what she would like to do.
"I want to get weighed," she said.
Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Joe lost his dollar.
The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next. "I want to get weighed," she responded.
By this time, Joe figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.
Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?"
Kim responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy."
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